I’m in lovely Provo, Utah on business, staying at the Provo Marriott. Since I was really busy with work tonight, I ordered room service: one medium pizza (the smallest size on the regular menu) and three beers – I was thirsty.
The room service lady called me back a few minutes later to tell me they were “out” of medium pizzas! She offered to send me two “small” pizzas instead. I replied that I didn’t know there were small pizzas, as I didn’t see them on the menu.
It turns out the “small” pizzas are the kiddie pizzas from the children’s menu.
I ate them both.
Finally, because this is Utah, they decided for me that I didn’t need three beers, and only sent me two.
amazing! the pizza is so small, of course, it was from the children’s menu. i could eat 5 of those to get me full.